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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

15.06.2025 02:28

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”